Money can buy happiness

"If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?"

Urine Trouble

"You can't take something off the Internet--it's like taking pee out of a swimming pool."
-Unknown

Miniskirt Police

"A good conversation is like a miniskirt -- short enough to maintain interest but long enough to cover the subject."
-Anonymous

Si vis pacem, para bellum

"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur."
(Whatever said in Latin sounds profound.)
-Fortune

Crude Birth Rate

"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."
-Sam Levenson (1911-1980)

Best Geek Quote Evar!

"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
-Unknown